I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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