What did we do last night that was yellow?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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