his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
