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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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