therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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