Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
