Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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