ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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