That's intense
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Houston, we have a squirter
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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