that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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