Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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