would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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