turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I can't turn off my feet"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Randomize