Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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