That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
