this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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