Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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