I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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