Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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