Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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