is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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