before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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