Dual....:-)
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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