So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Dignity is for republicans.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize
