i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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