It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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