whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
My feet surprised me
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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