I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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