He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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