Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
You were trust falling into bushes
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