508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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