I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Randomize
