Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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