Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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