is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
there is glitter all over my balls
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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