Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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