do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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