bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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