Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
The struggles of a small town man whore
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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