can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize
