I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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