sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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