idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Randomize
