It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize