For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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