I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I forgot wine drunk hurts
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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