windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
When are your genitals available?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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