Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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