Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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