I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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