question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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