I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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