spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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