dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
