Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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