I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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