I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Operation Purity has been aborted
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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